My mom used to get REALLY pissed off at my brothers and me when we were younger. It would take something pretty big to get her that fired up. For instance if we disrespected her, or we were caught drinking, or we came home at 4 in the morning, or all of the above. So in the middle of her ranting she would blurt out “Te rompo la cara” which means “I’ll break your face.” Or more of a exact translation I guess would be “I break your face.” Pretty drastic right, face breaking? She never did break our faces luckily, though she probably came close, but I still chuckle thinking about her yelling at the top of her lungs that she would in fact do so.
Here’s a fun guy I just drew inspired by my mom.
I know, I know, I mispelled “cara”

I love it. My mom is fond of “I’m going to tear off your arm and beat you with the bloody stump!!”
One day she said to my son. He wasn’t so concerned about the “tear off your arm” bit, but was totally freaked out by the thought of a bloody stump.
Mom’s….
Ooooh, bloody stump, yeah I think that’d freak me out too. ha.
LOL! I love that story!!! HAHAHAHA!
come over for dinner or I break your face